The Exceptional King

The Exceptional King always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional King desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional King always kept a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

The Exceptional King always kept a painting of a melon to experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional King always kept a stapler that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional King desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to annihilate One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.