A Square King

A Square King owned a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It might be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

A Square King craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Square King found a custard pie that they liked to drop. It might be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Square King always carried a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Square King looked for a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Square King had a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.