Boring King

Boring King craved for a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Boring King desperately needed a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Boring King had a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Boring King desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Boring King desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often hug. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Boring King wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.