Her Confused King

Her Confused King desperately looked for a radiator to annihilate It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused King desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Confused King desperately desired a bag of poop to hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused King owned a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Confused King desired a sack of potatoes that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused King desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.