The Nervous King

The Nervous King always had with them a bat that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bat having that done to it

The Nervous King often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the King, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous King wanted a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Nervous King had a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an original activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt it would be stunning. A cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous King always had with them a sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Nervous King always kept a set square that they would sometimes smash. It should be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.