The Lovely King

The Lovely King wanted a cucumber to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Lovely King desired a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Lovely King desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Lovely King needed a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. It was a surprising action, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely King desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to embrace. It should have been an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

The Lovely King desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.