My Brainy King

My Brainy King always carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. A sponge is the item to select.

My Brainy King desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Brainy King found a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Brainy King always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Brainy King looked for a helmet that they sometimes play with. It would be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the King, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Brainy King desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often throw. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.