His Orange King

His Orange King always had with them a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Orange King often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an original thought, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Orange King desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange King needed a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Orange King desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Orange King desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it