10 short jokes about Chuck Norris

1.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

2.Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

3.Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

4.Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

5.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

6.Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".

7.Every one of Chuck Norris blood cells have black belts.

8.Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

9.Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

10.Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.