Salma jokes

There were men sitting on all seats in a bus. A girl Salma got into the bus, but no one gave her seat.
After a long delay, Salma became frustrated and said- What kind of time has come! The pussy is standing and all the cocks are sitting!

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When the middle-aged boss Saints used to love his secretary Salma, the young secretary got tired - Hi Allah! Shame some, Sir, your hair has become white!
Boss Saina smiled - If there is a heap of white ashes above it does not mean that there will be no fire!

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A woman Salma reached her son Pappu's school for a hammer in hand and asked with Chapadasi Bunta- What is the class of Mehta Sir?
"Why are you asking?" Chapadasi Banta looked at the hammer and asked for fear.
'Hey, he is my son's class teacher.' Hearing the hammer, Salma quotes it from Uthalappan.
Banta ran and told Mehta Sir that a woman is searching for you to hammer in her hand.
Mehta had lost sixteen sixes, he ran and reached the Principal's shelter.
The Principal immediately approached that woman Salma and said politely - please calm down.
'I am so calm.'
'Tell me what is the matter?' Asked the principal.
'Nothing is there, I just want to go to Mehta Sir's class.'
'but why? Why? '
'Because I have to wipe the nail of that bench on which my son sits. Kal has come out of the school with a third painting. '

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Banta Judge - When and where did this boy Irfan tease you?

Salma- This whole year came teasing me in my room at night.

Banta Judge - Then when did you first complain?

Salma- When this one night did not come teasing me!

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Salma- Katrina aunt of my neighborhood used to tease me a lot,

Whenever there was a marriage, she pulled my cheek and said that

'Now it's your turn !'

Then I ended their habit.

Salma's friends - how are they?

Salma- When someone died, I pulled his cheek and said ... now it's your turn!

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A Buddhist (Buddha followers) spoke very little and spoke just as much as he could be asked.

One day Salgel Salma came to her house who was selling makeup accessories.

When the door opened at the door of Salesgirl Salma, when the Buddhist opened the door, then she said, - can I meet your wife?

Buddhist told him - he is not at home.

Salesgirl replied - Well I look forward to that.

He kept waiting for the Buddhist man's wife for three hours sitting in the drawing room.

When it was too late, he asked Buddhism - can I know where your wife is?

The man replied - The cremation ground has gone.

Salesgirl asked - how long will they return?

'I do not know, he has been there for seven years!' The man replied.

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Report of a pregnant woman Preeto in the hospital changed the report of a young girl from Salma.

The doctor said - you are about to become a mother.

Young girl Salma started crying, O God! Now it is also a crime to put finger!

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Unfortunately Salma was somewhat ugly.

It was so ugly that she had no boyfriend and she was not getting married.

He used to be very sad.

After all, he thought of consulting Ustad Chhotulal Saab.

Salma Ustad Chhotomal went to Saab, Ustad ji saw Salma's hand and said that he would not get any man at this birth ... but in the next life, all the men of the world will be laid in his steps!

Salma was very happy to hear this.

Thinking he needs to die for the next life, he jumped down after going over a high fly over.

But he did not fall down the road and fell into a truck loaded with bananas and fell unconscious after falling.

When he began to get a little sensation, he was not showing anything and the dizziness was also coming, nor did he know where he was.

When he touched the hand to look at the situation, he was touching with his hands and then he was coming in his hand.

Someone remembered something and there was a long smile on her face, she shouted, "Junk" ... Jnab .. Wait ... Come one by one!

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Once Salma went to the multi-storey building, she started going to a lift, but stopped immediately!

Because there was written on the wall-

Take special care of women!
Just 6 men in a bar!

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Salma defeated the boys easily in a 400-meter race.

Salma ki Saheli Katrina asked- How did you win this race?

Salma- I picked up a skirt from behind and no one came forward!

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