Some jokes

A tiny guy stands in a bar with a beer in front. A bully walks in, he beats the tiny guy, takes his beer and drinks it all. The tiny man begins to cry.

• What's wrong with you? Are you crying for a beer, what kind of a man are you?
• How can I not cry? This morning my wife left me, drained all my bank accounts and threw me out of the house. In the afternoon I lost my job, I tried to throw myself in front of a train, but it went on another live, I tried to hang myself but the rope breaks, I tried to shoot myself and the pistol jammed and with my last money, I bought a beer, put poison in it and you come and drink it ...

A lady goes into a weapons store.

• Please give me a Beretta, caliber 45.
  seller:
• For defense?
• No, for my defense I hired a lawyer!

One employer to another:

• How are your employees always so punctual?
• Simple: 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.

Hope you like them, Thanks