With Her Spoon?
Teacher: Did you hear about the actress who attacked her husband?
Student: No, who was it?
Teacher: Reese...
Student: Witherspoon?
Teacher: No, with her knife!
Teacher: Did you hear about the actress who attacked her husband?
Student: No, who was it?
Teacher: Reese...
Student: Witherspoon?
Teacher: No, with her knife!
... are you a father?
No, my friend. What made you assume I have a child?
I'm just playing at the whole "bad dad joke" thing.