My entry for #jokechallenge Week 2 : POLICE

A question was asked to Police Department of different countries:
Q1: How much time you need to catch a thief ?
Here are the replies:
Uk Police: In 15 days
Germen Police: In a week...
USA Police: Almost in three days..
Chinese Police: Within 24 Hours..
Pakistani Police: Well we can catch even before crime...
Q2: How comes ??
Pak Police: As We have to do so...