Slap too hard

in #joke7 years ago (edited)

Last night my wife told me: "I am going shopping at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning and you will wake me up even if I have a slap on the face." Just now, my wife wakes up and asks: "Why it's up to 11 o'clock! Why did not wake me up? "I quickly explained:" To heavy, you just coma for three hours. "