Make day funny (6510r)

How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.

""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?""

A long one. /| | | | | | | \___

Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.

Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*