Make day funny (5136h)

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite""

What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me.

I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal.