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When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is.

Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!

Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity

I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff.

Mom: Why can't you be successful like your brother? Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes