A Frog Visits A Fortune Teller

in #joke7 years ago

a frog is going to a fortune teller to discover if he will ever be lucky in love.


the fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have properly news and I have terrible information. which would you like to pay attention first?"


the frog asks for the good information first.


the fortune teller says, "you're going to meet the maximum lovely girl, who's going to be very interested in you and will need to understand all approximately you. she can want you to open up for her and you'll provide her your coronary heart."


"this is high-quality!" says the frog. "but what is the awful information?"


"well, you are going to meet her in biology magnificence."

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