5 JOKES A DAY #1

in #joke7 years ago (edited)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

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