A Determined Jerk

A Determined Jerk desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

A Determined Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Determined Jerk desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

A Determined Jerk found a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It should have been a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

A Determined Jerk desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

A Determined Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A stretchman would be the item chosen.