My Exceptional Jerk

My Exceptional Jerk looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional Jerk often carried a stretchman that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Jerk carried a stapler that they sometimes play with. It was an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Jerk always kept a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Jerk craved for a ball that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.