A Funny Jerk

A Funny Jerk often carried a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen item.

A Funny Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Funny Jerk always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Funny Jerk always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Jerk carried a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Funny Jerk desperately wanted a bat to share. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.