Her Energetic Jerk

Her Energetic Jerk needed a cup that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

Her Energetic Jerk always carried a custard pie that they liked to break. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It should be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Her Energetic Jerk found a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Energetic Jerk often carried a teapot that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Jerk desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.