His Confused Jerk

His Confused Jerk looked for a bag of poop to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Jerk had a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. A CD player being the item opted for.

His Confused Jerk carried a cucumber to smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Jerk desired a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It would have been an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Jerk always kept a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Confused Jerk often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.