Handsome Jerk

Handsome Jerk had a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

Handsome Jerk carried a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Handsome Jerk searched for a hat that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

Handsome Jerk always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a bat to put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.