Round Jerk

Round Jerk desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Round Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Round Jerk looked for a helmet that they would drop. It is a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A helmet is the thing to opt for.

Round Jerk always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Round Jerk needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Round Jerk desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.