A Square Jerk

A Square Jerk owned a rubber johnny to worship. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Square Jerk had a sponge that they would hug. This seems a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Jerk always had with them a spade that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

A Square Jerk needed a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Square Jerk had a sword that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Square Jerk craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.