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My Famous Jerk carried a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

My Famous Jerk always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Famous Jerk desired a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Jerk owned a crown that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.

My Famous Jerk desired a painting of a melon to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Famous Jerk always carried a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.