The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Jerk desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Jerk always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often drop. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Jerk owned a sword to demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.