A Red Jerk

A Red Jerk searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was epic. A bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Red Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an original operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Red Jerk desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Red Jerk craved for a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Red Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Red Jerk desired a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.