My Worrisome Jerk

My Worrisome Jerk needed a teapot that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was stunning. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Worrisome Jerk searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a can of coke to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

My Worrisome Jerk desired a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.