Grumpy Jerk

Grumpy Jerk searched for a bottle of wine to break. It should have been a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Jerk searched for a helmet that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Jerk found a helmet that they liked to drop. It might have been a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would play with. This could be considered an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

Grumpy Jerk had a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.