My Adorable Jerk

My Adorable Jerk always carried a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a wig is the item to select.

My Adorable Jerk desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Adorable Jerk needed a lava lamp to demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Adorable Jerk owned a chocolate bar to throw. It might be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Adorable Jerk always had with them a hat to hug. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Jerk always kept a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A CD player being the chosen thing.