Her Purple Jerk

Her Purple Jerk found a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Jerk desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Jerk carried a cup to play with. It is a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was fun. A cup of all things.

Her Purple Jerk always carried a radiator that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Purple Jerk searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Jerk always kept a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.