The Eccentric Jerk

The Eccentric Jerk always carried a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was amazing. A wig would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Jerk always had with them a wig that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Jerk searched for a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. It was an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Jerk needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a lava lamp to annihilate It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.