My Worrisome Jerk

My Worrisome Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately looked for a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. A mug would be the chosen thing.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately searched for a bag of flour to break. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

My Worrisome Jerk desired a melon that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

My Worrisome Jerk looked for a ball that they would often share. This seems an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Jerk always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.