The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk had a bottle of beer to hug. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Green Jerk searched for a helmet that they would often put on his head. It was a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Green Jerk desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It should have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Green Jerk always carried a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Jerk always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.