The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk had a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Jerk wanted a big sponge to break. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Magical Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Magical Jerk craved for a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Jerk desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often play with. It would be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Jerk often carried a bat that they would often hug. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.