The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk desperately needed a sword that they would play with. It was a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Famous Jerk had a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A melon having that done to it

The Famous Jerk desperately looked for a hat that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk found a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It should have been a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A pencil sharpener having that done to it