Square Jerk

Square Jerk had a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Square Jerk always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Square Jerk always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Square Jerk owned a radiator that they would share. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Square Jerk found a set square that they would often demolish. It should have been a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Square Jerk always kept a CD player that they liked to break. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.