The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk carried a pint of beer that they would cuddle. It should be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Hungry Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Hungry Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Jerk carried a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often hug. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Jerk desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.