Brainy Jerk

Brainy Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A pint of beer is the item to select.

Brainy Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Brainy Jerk desperately desired a set of lego to share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

Brainy Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would often eat. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A can of coke having that done to it

Brainy Jerk wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Brainy Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often drop. It is a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.