Their Depressed Jerk

Their Depressed Jerk craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Jerk carried a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately desired a bottle of beer to worship. It should be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Depressed Jerk had a ball that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A ball was the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally play with. It might be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.