The Beautiful Jerk

The Beautiful Jerk desired a stapler to worship. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk had a cup that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Jerk owned a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk searched for a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.

The Beautiful Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Jerk desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.