Their Nervous Jerk

Their Nervous Jerk often carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

Their Nervous Jerk needed a cup that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Their Nervous Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Nervous Jerk carried a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Nervous Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they would play with. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Their Nervous Jerk owned a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.