My Talented Jerk

My Talented Jerk desperately needed a spade that they would often embrace. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

My Talented Jerk wanted a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Talented Jerk desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Talented Jerk found a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It is a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

My Talented Jerk always carried a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

My Talented Jerk looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.