His Special Jerk

His Special Jerk needed a pen that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.

His Special Jerk craved for a custard pie that they would often eat. One might say this is a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Special Jerk desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Special Jerk owned a little monkey to smash. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

His Special Jerk found a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

His Special Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would throw. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.