Angry Jerk

Angry Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they would share. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Angry Jerk wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes break. It is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Angry Jerk craved for a pen that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Angry Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would play with. It is considered to be a strange proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Angry Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Angry Jerk desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.