Her Stupid Jerk

Her Stupid Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was simply life. A sponge having that done to it

Her Stupid Jerk desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Stupid Jerk wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Jerk desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Stupid Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.