The Worrisome Jerk

The Worrisome Jerk craved for a block of cheese that they would cuddle. This seems an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk searched for a stapler to share. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler being the item selected.

The Worrisome Jerk wanted a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk had a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Worrisome Jerk always had with them a sword to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk owned a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.